Uncle Mort: Consultant in Waiting… My aged Uncle Mort sometimes stumbles across what he calls “business opportunities,” not unlike hogs stumbling over acorns every now and again.
He claims that an epiphany experienced during a recent Sam’s Club visit has led to his dusting off a rarely- used business card indicating that he is a “consultant.”
I’m not sure anyone should bill himself or herself until others opt to engage their services, but Mort figures that when he reveals his “can’t miss” suggestions to Sam’s management, he will be signed on post haste….
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