I called a mechanic because my car wouldn’t start. He diagnosed my problem as a bad mirror.
What? I said “That has nothing to do with the engine.”
His reply was, yes, I know you’re from the old school. But we have changed the definitions of things for this woke culture. So a mirror now has a solenoid on it and a pulley. You in the old school called it a starter, but that’s all changed. We now call that a mirror.
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